Before He Cheats

Before He Cheats is a cover by KLN. It is sung by Natalia, Luna, and possibly Kaity. The original song is by Carrie Underwood.

Lyrics
Natalia:

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a real-blond tramp, And she's probably getting frisky... Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink But she can't shoot me-e ... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick, Showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, Carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, Slashed a hole in all four tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Luna:

Right now, she's probably up singing some White-trash version of Shania karaoke. Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm ....." And he's a-thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that real dang cologne

Oh, and he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, Carved my name into his leather seats, I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, Slashed a hole in all four tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Both: 

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl, 'Cause the next time that he cheats... Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No... not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, Carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, Slashed a hole in all four tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Oh, before he cheats... oh, oh.